funny emails

1. Scam from Africa i read a book about the various scams but i never thought that i will receive one! From Madam Sonia Zongo‏
From:	MADAM SONIA (soniazongo@eircom.net)
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Sent:	Sun 10/12/08 7:59 AM
Reply-to:	soniazongo@mail.ru
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From Madam Sonia Zongo
Good Day,
Please Read.
My name is Madam Sonia Zongo , I am the Credit and audits
manager with bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso in West Africa.
I have a business proposal in the tune of $9.5m, 
(Nine Million Five hundred Thousand United States Dollar only) 
after the successful transfer; we shall share in ratio of 40%
for you and 60% for me.
Should you be interested, please contact me through my private
email (soniazongo@mail.ru) so we can commence all arrangements
and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project.
Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
Following:
(1) Full names:
(2) Private phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:

Kind Regards,
Madam Sonia Zongo
Phone number : 226-75-48-74-43.

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if money is that easy...

2. Desperado
From my tutor to the the rest of the class,

By the way, anyone lost the usb driver in the last tutorial?
And, Mr. Wang Teng, please let me see you on Wed......

Very Best
Cho